<( ' ' )> Friday, November 20, 2009
Alright fervent fans!Today,I shall introduce a totally new concept which will blow your nose away and revitalise your inner being!Pissing from your behind!
Yes!That's right.Always dreamed of breaking away from the monotonous cycle that is daily life?Ever wanted to do something different for once to glimpse at the traces that make you human and not machine?Well,NOW YOU CAN!This all all you have to do!
Step 1:Obtain these Ingredients
1.$10 dollar oyster omellete
2.$5 hokkien mee
3.Rojak
4.Blackcurrant juice
Step 2:EAT IT ALL IN 15 minutes!!!
Unless you have a stomach made of iron,these steps will allow you to totally transform the way your body works!Allowing you to piss from your behind instead of the front!AWESOME HUH!?!?!
These steps were tried and tested by the great waffle himself.He has been pissing from his asshole for 3 days straight,and has slept so much that is bum hurts from lying down.