Cool dudes Waffle,Kaya and Muffin decided to try parkouring.You know that jumping over walls,flying across buildings and jumping down stairways trying to be spiderman?Yeah that.Here are some drills we did.
Rolling after jumping down from random staircases at the playground

Handstands(or something which resembled handstands)
Super duper fast sound-barrier breaking sprinting

And what we looked like to other people.3 little piggies rolling around in the mud.YAY!

Real cool shit man

What cool dude WaFFLe did yesterday.We should all follow his kick-ass example.

Drank approx 150ml of 80 proof vodka neat.With coke light to wash it down.Totally tasted like hand sanitizer...

No big deal right?

Yeah.The great WaFFLe then proceeded to ice skate in his inebriated floaty happy sunshiney zoo wee mama state. The results were needless to say,awesome.

What he did do:
-Growled at everybody passing by
-Cut into a bunch of people taking a photo
-Raised his middle finger to some zhabo who objected his divine intervention in her photo
-Shouted FUCK YOU TOO to that zhabo
-Headbanged(Duh?)
-Laughed uncontrollably(Duh?)
-Shouted HIIIEEE!!! to lime green but she totally did not turn around and fungus did not pay him 2 dollars
-Wiped out till his jeans were totally DRENCHED with melted ice.Aka.Water.Phrased as melted ice for those whose primitive brains fail to see the link between ice skateing and getting your pants wet.

What he did not do (although it would have been excellent if he did the following)
-Puke
-Approach a little girl he found SUPER CUTE!!!Totally felt like hugging her...

Few regrets.Maximum fun.Lets follow the example of our great leader.Man...I love writing in third person mode...

http://www.blogthings.com/whatgenderisyourbrainquiz/
Too tempting for me to simply assure myself that my manlynes is totally EXTREME HARDCORE!!!YEAHHH!!!!

Screw the results.Stupid test.It fails.My brain is supposedly 33% female!WHAT BULLCRAP IS THAT!?!?!ITS NOT HARDCORE!!!Where did the 33% even come from you morons!!!Well,if the questions went something like this the results would probably be different.

1.Looking EXTREME HARDCORE is important to you
-True
-False

2.You are better at
-Being EXTREME MANLY HARDCORE
-just being a pussy

3.Do you tend to remember who you last EXTREME HARDCORE MANLY?
-Yes
-No

4.If you have a problem, you tend to
-RAZE THE WORLD TO THE GROUND!!!YEAH!!!!
-Sit there like a pussy

5.In an argument or heated discussion, you find it most important to
-KILL!!!RAPE!!!PLUNDER!!!BURN!!!!GRRROOOOOAAARRRR!!!!
-Sit there like a pussy trying to resolve the issue

6.Would you ever try an exciting new drug if it were illegal?
-IS IT HARDCORE!!!!???
-No.Drugs are NOT HARDCORE!!!UNLESS ITS HARDCORE!!!

7.If someone you know is acting strange
-GET HIM TO JOIN THE HARDCORE UPRISING!!!YEAH!!!
-Sit like a pussy and ask him/her what's wrong.

8.You tend to notice when someone has poor HARDCORE MANLY SKILLS
-SCREW THEM!!!THEY AREN'T HARDCORE ENOUGH TO DEMAND MY ATTENTION
-Nyeh???

9.If a friend who's gained weight asks you if she's gotten fat, you
-HARDCORE PEOPLE DON'T HAVE FAT FRIENDS WHO AREN'T HARDCORE!!!
-Give a pussy emotionally safe reply

10.When talking with your friends, you're more likely to discuss
-HARDCORE BURN!!!MANLY!!!ROAR!!!!
-Other pussy stuff.

This quiz is boring...And i think we all can see what direction I'm going in...

As we all know, student council members play an integral role in bonding the students together, and also to keep JC life as interesting as possible, so that cool dudes like me and Waffle don't need to suffer so much. That's why we at coolduderesource found it as a duty of utmost importance and value to bring you who we think is the most suitable for the job. As his managing committee, we have been tasked to promote his good name, and have full faith that he'll make JC life for everyone, an enjoyable one.