I say this to you oh my dear Jood
Of my love for you,you know not the magnitude
In my routine of gyming and eating lots of food
Thinking of you comes as a brief interlude

Oh Jood you look so fine
Your smile sweeter than Aspartamine
You are always on my mind
More than the murders at Columbine (My PW topic what)

As you walk past me i pick up the smell
of slightly buttered caramel
As i look at your perfectly sculpted eyebrows
I feel like eating delicious beef kway teows

In whatever way blow the winds of fate
You from harm I will insulate
For you I will patiently wait
Always ready to capitulate
With all that I have written and said
I wish only that you reciprocate


It is my wish to cause a resolution
To soothe the angst of my infatuation
So would you...
Play with me playstation?

i just realised something very intersting today... When a guy asks people how he should cut his hair, the responses from the girls are "botak". The responses from the guys are "mohawk". And truthfully i just want to keep it long. School has done a great job removing my own free will (and my hair)!!

Getting MCs for exemption from PE is fun too! You can observe those people running around the field and playing meaningless games without being directly involved in it. What fun! So exciting!

What's even more fun is the extra lectures! Wow!! Innovative! I'm starting to love school more and more!!! I now end school at 5 pm everyday! Now I got more time to spend in school! How thoughtful!!!

Yipppeee!! They have even arranged special seating arrangements for us! So much so that they force us to sit in that arrangement! What an enchanting and exciting experience!! This certainly unparallels the effort to combat H1N1 to other schools!! How nice!!!

Aww but my parents didn't get invited for the meet-the-parents session... because i passed everything =( I really envy those people who got the invite =DD

Blah Blah Blah you all know where this is going don't you...

Today,I will share why bodybuilding is more effective than being a fashionista.

Cost of 1 tub of protein powder:Approx 120(can last like 4 months)
Cost of a shirt from some mid level shop like Levi's:40
Cost of a shirt from the Giordano: 6


Because sexy bodies look good wearing ANY shirt,a buff dude just needs to buy a giordano shirt to look as good,or in my opinion,even better than some skinny fart or blubbering whale in an expensive shirt.After the fourth unit of a 40 dollar shirt,the variable cost for the bodybuilder decreases to the point that the fixed cost(protein powder) is equal to the total variable cost for 4 units of shirts for the fashionista.

Eventually,there will be a great convergence between the variable cost and fixed cost curves of the bodybuilder,while that of the fashionista will show a divergence as he "advances" in level to LV, prada and other stuff gay-ass un-manly guys or guys with too much money wear.

Great application of Economics,which I will probably get a "U" for.Fucked up subject...

It's funny how much easier it is to decipher heavy metal lyrics than the chinese listening the smart people at SEAB had set. I'm screwed.

After visiting numerous random blogs i've come to realise something extremely irritating. If playing dumb pop the moment you step into their blog isn't enough, those dumbasses had to embed the whole song in their web browser itself and there's no stop, pause, or self-destruct button anywhere! Or they'll just dump their embedded music player right at the bottom of the whole blog site and you'll have to scroll all the way down just to stop it. All this while i'd be trying to enjoy my metal. It's a wonder how my eardrums didn't split open, though if i stayed at that page for more than 10 seconds my brain would have imploded and turned into grape juice. Along with that will be the emotionally over charged blog posts which will make my eyes burn too. Lessons learnt: Visiting blogs other than coolduderesource is hazardous to health.

Alright,today has got to be the best day of school this entire year.Perhaps because I didn't go to school.That's cos i hurt my ear after i fucking punched an alien in the face with my humongous pecs and the resulting sonicwave hit me at point blank range.

Today,I'd like to share what happens when an idiot meets with a genius who defines JC life as "fun".The idiot is undoubtedly,me,while the genius is professor wilnard Tan.Here's how our conversation went.

Me:Wah.Lan Jiau.Bloody hot man...Global warming sucks.Oh yar,professor,here are some of my solutions for global warming.Please comment on them.

Professor Tan:ok

Me:Blow lots of air into a giant float and send Singapore on the float to the north pole.

Professor Tan:*Stone*

Me:?

Professor Tan:But then got those continents in the way then how?And isn't Singapore attached to the seabed?

Me:No lar.Where got.Singapore can float one.And those continents hor,u got hear of rambo?He can like walau ~Rambo Rant~

Professor Tan:orh...

Me:Then then then,solution 2,we make a giant dome and air con the whole Singapore.

Professor Tan:But that creates more carbon emissions and doesn't exactly solve the problem at hand.

Me:But then more cooling what.

Professor Tan: ....

Me:Solution 3,we all make a lot a lot of ice cubes than throw on the road so will be more cooling.

Professor Tan:But that doesn't really solve the problem at...(realises he's talking to a moron)...The ice will melt wad.

Me:yar hor,then we all will drown.YOU DAMN SMART SIA PROFESSOR!