<( ' ' )> Saturday, May 23, 2009
Waffle here.Today I shall document a few cool events that happened during a cool dude get together.When cool dudes get together,cool events happen.
Incident 1:The ear piercing experience
Shawn:Peer pressure peer pressure peer pressure
Me:Yeah
ok.
Shawn:Not pain one.Not pain one.
Me:Mumbles...
2 girls behind us:Giggle...
*I sit down*
Piercing guy: 1-2...1-2...1-2..*click*
Me:
OMG!!!
ARGH!!!FUCK!!!SHIT!!!FUCK!!!
It felt NOTHING like a needle!More like getting shot in the ear by one of those air rifle shit guns.
2 girls:
HAHAHAHAHAA (Seriously snide laughter)
Ok.As if that wasn't bad enough.here's wad happened next.
Girl 1:
ChingchongchangcheengGirl 2:Chop
sueyYeah.They're speaking in Chinese.Girl one is kinda like trying to get girl 2 to pierce her ear somewhere or another.I don't take
chinese ear anatomy so I have no idea what part they were talking about.
Girl 2 sits down
Me:
Heh!Mutual entertainment.
Me and
shawn stand there and stare.
*click*
The click sounded so loud in the silence...
Shawn plus girl 1 :
HAHAHAHAAA!!!
Me: Whatever man! I have low pain tolerance
ok!?!?
*Walks out of shop, ear burning*(not from
embarrassment,from after effect of piercing)
Incident 2:Aku Pergi Tandas
Joel:Hey,could my friends get visitor's passes?
MJC Guard:I'll need your ICs
*Shawn and I fumble for our ICs*
MJC Guard:Purpose of visit?
Joel:Toilet
MJC Guard: .....
And I shall end off by a cool dude joke by peanut!
What's a canal without the sea?
ANAL!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!GET IT!?!?!?SEA...C...???!?!?AHHAHAHHAHHAA!!!