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<( ' ' )> Sunday, May 10, 2009
It's 3pm on a Sunday afternoon that I decided to get my lazy ass on the com to.... BLOG!! Yes yes I know... I'm so commited... Anyway I have compiled one of the coolest and hippiest jokes into one post. Lo behold!

Two peanuts were walking on the street, one was assaulted.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

"Do you know if there's a warehouse at aljunied?"
"Can ar?!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the wrong road.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a pond? Pond
What do you call a bigger pond? PONDER

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

How did the old man win the olympics 100 m sprint? He used a hurricane

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

True or false? TRUFFLES!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What looks like a grape and weighs a tonne? A one tonne grape

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Out of breath? GET SOME HEIGHT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One day a fly landed on a man. The man died. Why?
Cos it was a HOUSEFLY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr Cabbage felt very hot one day. So he started taking of his clothes. Off came the sweater, then the shirt, then the pants, then.... HE DISAPPEARED!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

That should be enough to impress all of your imaginary cool friends...




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