<( ' ' )> Sunday, May 10, 2009
It's 3pm on a Sunday afternoon that I decided to get my lazy ass on the com to.... BLOG!! Yes yes I know... I'm so commited... Anyway I have compiled one of the coolest and hippiest jokes into one post. Lo behold!
Two peanuts were walking on the street, one was assaulted.
"Do you know if there's a warehouse at aljunied?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the wrong road.
What do you call a pond? Pond
What do you call a bigger pond? PONDER
How did the old man win the olympics 100 m sprint? He used a hurricane
True or false? TRUFFLES!
What looks like a grape and weighs a tonne? A one tonne grape
Out of breath? GET SOME HEIGHT
One day a fly landed on a man. The man died. Why?
Cos it was a HOUSEFLY!
Mr Cabbage felt very hot one day. So he started taking of his clothes. Off came the sweater, then the shirt, then the pants, then.... HE DISAPPEARED!
That should be enough to impress all of your imaginary cool friends...