<( ' ' )> Friday, November 14, 2008
Hello peanut here!
If you had thought that we had to stop blogging about cool stuff to prepare for the "o" levels, well you are wrong. The US financial crisis, starting from the crash in stock market at Wall Street, had spread to Google, forcing them to shut down the operation of some useful blogs such as ours temporarily. With the DOW looking good, and Nasdaq on the rise, cool dudes we're back in business! Wait.... We already mentioned exams the last post... Oh well.
Anyway, frankly speaking, it's all the US government's fault. They could have done many things to have avoided that awful month of October. Like bomb Cambridge. However, no use crying over spilled milk. I here have proposed solutions that would turn the US economy around and place right back on track!
Solution 1: The Statue of Groby
Here's the plan. Sell the Statue of Liberty's head and replace it with a much more durable.... Yes, yes.... GROBY HEAD!
Ah the beauty of it all. Why do that? Firstly, the US can gain revenue from the selling of the head. That should help a bit. The Statue of Groby, also deters Jihadists from attacking the state. Those dumb suicidal maniacs will die from the sight of it before they even get to blow themselves up. Or at least they think they got the wrong target. Also there will be an increase in revenue from tourists! Cool dudes such as myself would want to get a glimpse of one of the 10 Wonders of the World. That's even more reason for celebration.
Also, groby's head is fluffy. When the Jihadists finally realised their mistake and overcome the sheer awesome of it, when they try to ram a plane into it, the plane will be absorbed into it's fluff.
The US government can then use these funds to decorate Wall Street to become Decorated Wall Street. Then more investors will be willing to buy stocks in the companies. Thus pulling the economy up, and making everybody very happy. Partly because of the decorations....
Ah so that's all for the solutions. Wait! There's only one solution! Well this solution is so bound to work out that there isn't any need to have any other solution. And cool dudes don't care much about speaking perfect engrish, and wouldn't pay attention to such seemingly minuscule details.
Ok that's it for now. Bye Bye!
By the way, please join our cs server. We need more noobs. Thank you.